Off the Cuff | Plastic Farm Animals https://troutsfarm.com Where Reality Becomes Illusion Sun, 04 May 2025 13:50:46 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/troutsfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/COWfavicon.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Off the Cuff | Plastic Farm Animals https://troutsfarm.com 32 32 179454709 Turtle Time https://troutsfarm.com/2025/05/04/turtle-time/ https://troutsfarm.com/2025/05/04/turtle-time/#comments Sun, 04 May 2025 13:44:24 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=10240 A turtle walks into the yard and lifts the day.

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She was ten feet away from Fred’s fenceline when I saw her coming towards me—head up, short legs sweeping the grass—and she lifted me from a fog of chores and headlines.

I try not to get too worked up over what’s happening outside my neighborhood, but it’s hard to ignore the cruelty and corruption in Washington and the wars in Israel and Ukraine.

Bob, the shoveler and our American fringe tree

So I distract myself with what Bob calls “World Class Puttering.” Here he is yesterday on the business end of a shovel, digging a deep hole for a Fringe Tree from Rachel’s Native Plants. I took that photo before hanging our bed sheets on the line, after which I dug all the mondo grass from our pond garden.

May 19, 2025 – Rain returns

When our chores turn onerous, we seek diversions from the natural world. It’s an especially good day when the box turtles return for the summer.

Rain, 2025

Her legs are dotted with yellow scales against a rusty background and when I caught up to her, I took note of the rainy cascade on her pleural scutes—six little clouds and a burst of rain on the scute in the middle of her right side.

Okay, here’s some turtle vocabulary:
Carapace: the top shell
Plastron: the bottom shell
Scutes: shell sections or scales
Vertebral Scutes: scales along the topline of the carapace
Plueral Scutes: scales along the side

Rain at the garden fence atop the old swimming pool liner – September 11, 2022

Based on that pattern, I named her Rain and began looking for pictures from other years. The first time we saw her was in 2022, determined to cross through the chicken wire into our garden.

Bob and Rain – September, 2024

We learned how to tell Rain’s sex from the internet. Females have flat plastrons, and males have a little hollow in theirs. That slightly conclave shell helps him stay aboard when mating. Nature thinks of everything!

Rain’s flat plastron, 2024
Rain on the kitchen scale, 2024

Rain isn’t huge, but our neighbor David Harris, an avid turtler, guesses she may be upwards of forty years old. He writes about his turtles at A Turtle For Every Log.

Other turtles have visited Trouts Farm over the years, and we usually catch them in our camera lens. In 2020, I photographed two turtles that I have not seen since. I gave them names so that I can recognize them if they return.

Comet – October 21, 2020

Comet’s pattern is similar to Rain’s, with more of a starburst vibe. We didn’t turn them over to look for a divot.

Zipper – May, 2020

Zip has a disturbing lip line. It looks like someone sewed their lips shut. Both Comet and Zip have a bright dotted line along their topline.

Tiger – July, 2023

2023 was a big year. Another dotted-line turtle showed up on July 1st.

Tiger has bold, Tiger-like stripes

I named it Tiger because its shell is so colorful.

Leopard with Rain – July 29, 2023

And then we spotted a third turtle towards the end of July who clearly had business with Rain. I named him Leopard for his bold pattern, and because he was less stripy than Tiger.

Camille and Rain, 2025

I hope to see more turtles and plan on looking at their undersides. I used to worry about scaring them off with too much handling, but Rain keeps coming back, so I’m going for it.

We easily lose ourselves in outdoor work, surrounded by birdcalls and the scent of the tea roses, the sweet William, and now the Fringe Tree. I sometimes make it until noon without a glance at my newsletters, which makes for a healthy, sane life.

After I finish this post, I plan on pruning our azaleas and cleaning out the rain barrel. And when I see Rain moving around our yard, I’ll take a nature break to watch and wonder what she’s thinking or about to do next.

 

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Seven Decades – lessons learned https://troutsfarm.com/2024/06/04/seven-decades-lessons-learned/ https://troutsfarm.com/2024/06/04/seven-decades-lessons-learned/#comments Tue, 04 Jun 2024 13:05:36 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=9379 I've learned a few tricks in the seven decades since my emergence on June 4th, 1954. Here's the short list.

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I am celebrating my 70th birthday today by going for a walk with Shelley and taking the rest of the day to muse and reflect. I won’t be doing laundry or moving mulch or cooking. Bob and I will order pizza for dinner and we’ll be foraging the fridge until then. I may draw a picture or lay in the hammock and talk on the phone or cut some flowers or sit in the shade and read. Whatever I do or don’t do, I will mark the day with intention because Seventy sounds like a big number.

Like all of you out there, young and old, I have mastered some stuff since my emergence on June 4th, 1954.

Here is a short list of things I have learned:

New to the world – 1954

First decade, birth through 9 – Bodily Functions
I learned to walk and move my body without smashing into things, to ride a bike without holding on, to sit in balance atop a horse, to swim in the salty waters surrounding City Island, to write, and to read about Lassie, the Black Stallion, and the holy martyrs who willingly allowed others to violate their bodies.

Eighth grade graduate – 1968

Second decade, 10 through 19 – Independence
I learned to change a diaper, look after my little brothers, hitchhike, clean up my room and paint the walls, run away from home and return with my tail between my legs, make pancakes, body surf, pass a blastocyst, go to the hospital, leave home, drink a pint of scotch in one sitting, get a job and then another and another, and rent an apartment.

Flower child – Denver 1975

Third Decade, 20 through 29 – Healing
I learned what it feels like to get your head shrunk, to dry out, wait tables, drive a car across country and back, and start thinking of others. I began amassing a tool kit of coping strategies for living without fear, pain, or avoidance. I learned to laugh and help others see the funny.

Lost in the woods – 1989

Fourth Decade, 30 through 39 – Consequences
I learned about marriage and how one shouldn’t take it lightly and marry the wrong person but most of us do anyhow and have to get divorced. I learned to pay attention to my body and feed it with exercise. I started jogging, then learned to stretch first after getting plantar fasciitis. I learned how to start a business and later, why owning a business is not for me.

Hope over experience – 1994

Fifth Decade, 40 through 49 – Enlightenment
I learned about life after divorce, how to recognize my soul mate, about true love, second chances, following my heart, sharing a life, shaping a life, and how it feels to live off the grid in a developing country.

 

Life with the right man – 2008

Sixth Decade, 50 through 59 – Maturity
I learned about forgiveness, how to connect with my parents, nurture a marriage, feed family connections, move and settle down, move and settle down, give everything my all, stay committed, and be kind.

Self-published author – 2018

Seventh Decade, 60 through 69 – Self Care
I learned to say no, slow down, ask for help, take it easy, make French Onion Soup, self-publish, learn from others, take nothing for granted, and focus on the people who bring me joy.

Many of you have learned these lessons and more. Perhaps you know how to make a Souffle, or knit a sweater, or not use swear words in front of decent folk. Like you, I am still learning and like you, I did not learn these things without help.

My father nurtured my intellectual curiosity, my mother took me into the water, held my hands, and told me to kick, my grandmothers gave me unconditional love and cookies, my brothers taught me to be gentle, my friends helped me listen and learn, and my husband, Bob, proved to me the power of hope over experience.

The student, launching into her eight decade
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