Travel | Plastic Farm Animals https://troutsfarm.com Where Reality Becomes Illusion Thu, 03 Sep 2026 11:54:30 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/troutsfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/COWfavicon.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Travel | Plastic Farm Animals https://troutsfarm.com 32 32 179454709 Ocean Frolics at Arena Blanca https://troutsfarm.com/2026/09/03/ocean-frolics-at-arena-blanca/ https://troutsfarm.com/2026/09/03/ocean-frolics-at-arena-blanca/#comments Thu, 03 Sep 2026 11:54:30 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=11185 For all the times I wished I could go snorkeling.

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Iconic colors: ultramarine and turquoise – photo from Maya

No point going to the Dominican Republic without getting into the water for a snorkel. We recently spent five nights at Playa de Arena Blanca beach in Punta Cana, on the eastern tip of the Dominican Republic, with longtime friend Henry and his family.

When they signed up for a boat tour, we said, “Count us in!”

Ready to get out on the water

We queued up on the beach with some of the crew while the captain brought the double-hulled catamaran closer to shore and sent a water taxi to ferry us to the boat.

Bob, Henry, and Dimitri – photo from Maya

 

Captain Camille, just kidding – photo from Dimitri via Maya

A staged photo. Thanks, Dimitri!

The real catamaran captain
The back of the tee

The captain wore a black tee shirt with the words, “Pain is weakness leaving the body,” a motto that will inspire me for the rest of my life.

Camille and Kelly don’t mind swimming with a little flotsam

The place our captain chose for a swim did not have as much sargassum as the water closer to shore, but it wasn’t seaweed-free. Seaweed, smeeweed, we said, and jumped in.

I don’t have any photos of us in goggles and a spout, which is just as well because the way those things push our lips around, nobody needs to see that. Really.

Punta Cana, at a tropical 18.58 degrees north of the equator, had the kind of swimming we loved so much in Belize and Nicaragua, and on Guam and Hawaii. Eye-popping blue and bathtub-warm.

Henry and Kelly
Henry and Bob, buddies for more than fifty years – photo from Maya
Bob and Camille, beau/buds for thirty-five years
Dimitri, the Haitian photographer with the Russian name

At one point, over the pounding music and the roar of the engines, I got an earful from Dimitri about discrimination towards Haitians by Dominicans. For a few moments, I thought he was talking about Asians, because that is how he pronounced Haitians. “They think ‘Asians” this,” and “They think ‘Asians” that. Eventually, I realized he was talking about his experience, about coming to this side of the island seeking work and being underestimated and underpaid.

Kelly in her element

A California girl, through and through, Kelly loves sunshine and swimming.

PARASAILING: SOMETHING WE DID NOT SAY, “YES” TO

Henry, Kelly, and Maya take a water taxi to the parasailing boat

Bob and I said, “No thanks,” to parasailing. You can throw that into a bucket with bungee jumping, ziplining, and skydiving.

Aloft!

But it was fun to watch our very brave friends get dragged through the air. Have to admit.

Hanging together

Later, Henry described the main tether, how it appeared to be anchored in plexiglass on the tow boat, and I saw Kelly squeeze her eyes shut.

There’s a metaphor here I can’t quite nail down: The family that hangs together, stays together? One for all, all for one? Hang in there? Hanging by a thread?

Coming in for the landing

Triumph!

Not sure what Henry was saying after their flight. Could have been something like, “You can mark that off our bucket list!”

It didn’t take a boat and a parachute to delight this man. Henry’s excitement was chronic. During our week together, I saw his face light up when he said, “There’s coffee in the kitchen,” or after hauling off the kitchen trash, or while guiding me to the Pharmacia to get my weepy eye back on track.

Henry’s enthusiasm signalled victory for all, every win a shared triumph.

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Punta Cana – Dining Out https://troutsfarm.com/2026/09/01/punta-cana-dining-out/ https://troutsfarm.com/2026/09/01/punta-cana-dining-out/#comments Tue, 01 Sep 2026 11:55:40 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=11145 Shared meals and laughter are the recipe for an unforgettable vacation.

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The best things about traveling revolve around eating: trying new foods, sharing meals, and eating out, keeping in mind that calories don’t count on vacation.

Maya and Cookie

During our stay in the Dominican Republic, we breakfasted together at the Villa Blanca Beach Club every morning. I was especially fond of their Chilaquiles.

Kelly’s laugh could light the room, or in this case, the whole beach.

After Kelly and I shared an early morning beach walk, she’d cool off with a swim, then join the rest of us for breakfast at the club.

Cafe kitty

There was usually a cat or two hanging around.

Walking down the street towards another great meal

On more than one evening, we found ourselves at Enjoy Corales restaurant down the street.

Henry with an innovative beer cooler

Everything they served was delicious: pizza, pasta, Dominican dishes, seafood and salad.

Daisy and Bob

Henry’s twin sister, Daisy, also attended The American School in Switzerland, so Bob has known them since he was fifteen.

Fish and chips

Bob enjoyed a nice sole fillet with fries.

Enjoy Summer Salad

Ignoring the lettuce scare back home in the States, I often asked for salad. The raw vegetables always had that crisp, freshly-harvested texture, and I never got a hint of a bellyache.

Maya

Maya has a no-nonsense personality with a splash of spontaneity and a hint of wry humor.

The hefty Enjoy Corales menu

It took a minute to choose a dish from the extensive menu unless you didn’t eat meat or fish. That made it easy for me—salad!—and then I’d turn into one of those people who yak at you while you’re trying to decide what to have.

Which cigar would Jesus smoke?

What I love about the third world: signs that make no sense.

Bob, Henry, and Juan at Enjoy Corales – photo from Maya
The whole gang at Enjoy Corales – photo from Maya

Me and Bob, Maya, Henry and Kelly, Nancy and Juan, and Daisy at (let me guess) table 31.

Citrus Fusion Cuisine, a step above – photo from Maya

As a splurge one evening, we dined in style at the highly-rated Citrus.

Legacy smiles

A great smile starts inside, spreading to eyes and lips. Great smiles can be passed down from mother to daughter. From what I heard about Kelly’s mother, she is also golden inside and out. So that’s three generations of beautiful smiles, possibly more.

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Villa Blanca Beach Club https://troutsfarm.com/2026/08/31/villa-blanca-beach-club/ https://troutsfarm.com/2026/08/31/villa-blanca-beach-club/#respond Mon, 31 Aug 2026 19:03:23 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=11106 A place engineered for relaxing: cushioned seating under thatch between a great restaurant and the beach.

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When I hear the words “Beach Vacation,” I picture myself roasting on a not-quite-large-enough towel—soggy on one side, sandy on the other—until the sun chases me off in search of shade and a cold drink.

Villa Blanca, not just a damp towel on the sand

Turns out, the Villa Blanca Beach Club offered so much more than that: sprawling thatched palapas with cushioned seating situated between a great restaurant and the beach, with waitstaff offering cold drinks and warm food.

Villa Blanca reminded me of my high school art teacher’s beach club in Long Branch, New Jersey. Idle hours swimming, my skin turned mahogany, that salt water smell mixed with board wax and French fry grease, hanging out with my friends, Crosby, Stills, and Nash pouring from the speakers, and after-dark arthouse movies projected onto a screen set up in the sand.

A bit worse for wear

Tiger-patterned cats with white feet patrolled the club in search of dropped fish tidbits. I didn’t mess with them, especially the notch-eared Tom, lording it over his domain.

Presidente at dawn, sign of a happy evening

For me, the best moments of any day are dawn and dusk. Being a morning person, I wake with a fully charged battery—so full of energy I feel I could eat the world—and get myself outdoors to embrace a new, honey-dipped day. Twelve or so hours later, after the heated bluster subsides, I celebrate those amber tones again.

In 1998, while walking the streets of Tianjin, I made up this little poem:

Embrace the morning
Endure the day
Celebrate the evening
Cherish the night

Two bent palms and half a moon

If things that lit me up were currency, I would be richer than Elon Musk!

For the first hour after the sun emerges from the Atlantic, it is only beach walkers.

The whole day stretching ahead like a magic carpet.

Once the sun is up, maintenance crews arrive to push around the sargassum, a floating seaweedy algae currently in bloom.

Each day’s sargassum washes up against a darker, older layer. We’d find a cut in the algae berm and wade into clearer water to swim. Later, after a shower, I’d see a stray sprig on the bathroom floor and laugh.

Another day on the beach for Kelly and Henry

The palapa situation was super cushy. It was real fine watching everyone relax. Such a busy world we’ve made for ourselves with precious little time for doing nothing.

Bob and Camille, palapaing

One afternoon a carpenter bee circled our heads looking for a hole to drill or one that it had already drilled. Ceaseless circling. Honestly, they seem so clueless I want to point to the hole and shout, “It’s right here, silly!”

Annoyed, the usually unperturbable Maya, blurted, “It would be nice to be in a room without flying bugs!” “All right,” I said, standing up, and went after the bee, clapping my rubber sandals together loudly until it flew off to find another palapa to pester.

Beach cat
Poolside shower

I loved the ritual of rinsing the sand from my feet before climbing the stairs to the penthouse.

Saltwater is baked into my childhood. It’s where I learned to swim and where I played with my brothers, cousins, and friends for most of my childhood and a fair bit of my adulthood. I revel in ocean water, and the presence of algae only makes me feel more connected to this beautiful, unscripted world. Were it too perfect, I might have felt out of place.

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Birding at Parque Nacional, Dominican Republic https://troutsfarm.com/2026/08/30/birding-at-parque-nacional/ https://troutsfarm.com/2026/08/30/birding-at-parque-nacional/#comments Sun, 30 Aug 2026 20:00:00 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=11158 How to add sixteen new birds to your life list in a couple of hours.

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On our third day in the Dominican Republic, we went on a private birding tour with Explora Ecotour.

Bob was a birder when I met him thirty-six years ago, but in an act of charitable solidarity, he chucked his life list and started over with a joint list for the two of us. No bird gets added until we both see it. In some cases, we’ll settle for both hearing the bird, as in the Yellow Cuckoo, a migrant we hear in our woods every summer but will probably never see.

We had 480 birds on our combined life list when we boarded our flight for Punta Cana, excited to add a few more. It’s worth mentioning here that there are about 10,000 species of birds worldwide, and that avid birders have lists in the thousands.

Explora Ecotour sent a driver to fetch us at 7:00 AM to take us an hour west of Punta Cana to Cotubanamá National Park on the Caribbean side. His name was Eduardo, and he pointed out sights along the way, including his neighborhood where he grew up and still lives.

Eduardo told us that when he was younger, Punta Cana was called Punta Borracho, which is Spanish for Drunk Point, but they changed it for obvious reasons. It would be fun to see if tourism revenue spiked after Punta Borracho became Punta Cana.

Doña Pula

The only thing I want to say about Doña Pula is that when you see a giant woman in an apron, you have to stick your camera out the window and take her picture. We did not stop there to eat.

Parque Nacional sign
Explora’s founder, Manny Jimenes

Our guide, Manny, spoke American English, had schooled in Florida, and started Explora Ecotour with his wife eighteen years ago. Manny was a delight and, we soon learned, politically aligned with us as all educated people tend to be. Funny how that is.

Where we walked

We met Manny at the end of the road on the east side of the resort and walked down a service road on the Parque Nacional Cotubanama side of the Cadaques Caribe Resort and Villas, turning at the beach and continuing south, a total of 1 1/2 miles.

A glimpse of the Caribbean Sea from the trail

The clouds had been threatening rain, but didn’t open up until we reached the beach, where we happily took cover in a maintenance shed. After the brief shower passed, we continued hiking south along a forest trail with views of the beach.

Vervain Hummingbird (Mellisuga minima)

One of the first birds Manny picked out was the Vervain Hummingbird, which, at less than two and a half inches long including its bill, is the second-smallest bird in the world.

Hispaniolan Mango (Anthracothorax dominicus driver)

The Hispaniolan Mango hummingbird has a curved bill and is twice the size of the Vervain.

American Kestrel (Hispaniolan) (Falco sparverius dominicensis)

Palmchat (Dulus dominicus)

Hispaniolan maskless curlytail (Leiocephalus lunatus)

This cute little lizard’s for you, Steph.

Stolid Flycatcher (Myiarchus stolidus)
The Tody’s fighting stance

Manny helped us add sixteen new birds to our life list, the most colorful being the Tody, a tiny bird related to the kingfisher with a bright green back, yellow underparts, a red chin, and pink flanks that it fluffs in warning. As in “Don’t come any closer, or I’ll cute you to death!”

Broad-billed Tody (Todus subulatus)

It was at least an hour before Manny could lure the Tody into lens range. I wondered why he was trying so hard, telling myself, No big deal; we saw plenty of other birds, underappreciating his determination, until I saw it. Seriously, the Tody was the highlight of my day!

Hispaniolan Woodpecker (Melanerpes striatus)

We saw Hispaniolan Woodpeckers during our walk with Manny, but Bob snapped this photo during morning coffee on our penthouse terrace.

Magnificent Frigatebird (Fregata magnificens)

No trip to the Caribbean is complete without a glimpse of the Magnificent Frigatebird, even if they are pirates. So are Bald Eagles and Brown Pelicans.

After rain clouds and an interesting rock wall

The skies were still moody on our drive back to Punta Cana, and we noticed several rock walls that resembled bulldozed rubble.

Secrets and Dreams

On the way home, Eduardo pulled over so that I could get a picture of a resort with a fanciful name. I asked Eduardo and Bob, if they had to choose, would they choose Secrets or Dreams? For me, I’d choose Secrets because secrets are usually juicier, with a more intelligible storyline. Which one would you prefer?

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There and Back again… https://troutsfarm.com/2026/08/30/there-and-back-again/ https://troutsfarm.com/2026/08/30/there-and-back-again/#respond Sun, 30 Aug 2026 18:40:44 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=11064 Because when friends ask if you'd like to join them in the Dominican Republic for a beach holiday, the correct response is, "Yes!"

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We weren’t planning on going anywhere for a good long while after surviving that thirteen-day trip last year, so when Henry and Kelly invited us to join them in the Dominican Republic the first week in August, I was surprised at how quickly we said, “Yes!”

We would be staying at the Ocean View Penthouse on Calle Pirata a block from Playa Arena Gorda in Punta Cana.

The four of us at Kitty Hawk – October, 2022

Bob and Henry have been friends since they were fifteen and roomed together at The American School In Switzerland. We knew we’d have a good time with him and Kelly because four years ago we’d celebrated Bob’s birthday with them at Kitty Hawk and had a blast.

Henry, Maya, and Bob – coffee on the terrace

 

To make this trip even nicer, they brought their daughter, Maya. Henry’s sister, Daisy, his brother, Juan, and Juan’s wife, Nancy, were also in town to attend to some family business.

We quickly discovered that Maya had a wonderful sense of humor and spoke flawless Spanish like her father. She ran interference between us and the locals and was also soon fixing all the old people’s smartphone issues.

Bob greets a new dawn from the penthouse terrace

Our daily routine looked like this: Henry, the provisioner, was the first up. He made coffee for the house. Next, Bob would pour himself a cup and join Henry on the terrazzo terrace.

Hispaniolan Woodpecker off the terrace – photo by Bob

About this time, the woodpeckers would start working their way up the palms outside the terrace.

The male with his red head and his mate with her black cap
Kelly and Cookie

Eventually, we’d all make it out there.

Best time to walk

Next, Kelly and I would take a long walk on the beach, water swirling around our feet. Then we’d meet the others at Villa Blanca Beach Club. for breakfast. I was especially fond of the Chilaquiles.

By mid-morning we’d have a swim, followed by some world class lounging in a large thatched palapa with cushioned chairs and couches. Tough times.

Tools of the trade, complete with an out-of-focus fly

Eventually Bob and I would leave the beach to siesta in our room. I would ground myself with some low level housework before lying on the cool floor to stretch. Then I’d join Bob on the bed to read Donna Tartt’s, “The Goldfinch” which, if you have not read it is most definitely a page-turner.

The hidey-hole Dutch door that I used to come and go

I enjoyed ducking through the Dutch door to the terrace to join the others or check the towels I’d left out to dry. It gave me the same secret thrill I used to get when I was eleven squeezing through a thin spot in the privet hedge between our house and the riding stables.

One day, after the tap water spurted and died, I took the blue mop bucket downstairs, dipped it into the swimming pool, and brought it back in case anyone wanted to flush a toilet.

The unit across the stairwell from our place

We lost water twice, and Juan guessed correctly that it had something to do with the construction going on next door. Turns out they had broken the water main.

Back from a shopping trip

On about the third day, I ventured out in search of drinking water. I had been studying the foot traffic and felt I knew the formula that would paint me as a self-contained expat rather than a target for solicitation: boring green shorts, a baggy tee, money tucked into a pocket, nothing dangling from my shoulder, shoes and socks, a fast pace, and no gawking. It worked. Even the Poppi Express drivers ignored me when I hustled by with a bag of mangoes tied around one wrist and a gallon of water dangling from each hand. I was invisible!

You might say water was the overarching theme. Water for drinking swimming, and flushing.

Our view from the backside of the stairwell

It was off season and there was plenty of renovation going on: next door and on the street below, men chipping concrete using shovels, saws, and pick axes.

A pigeon on a roof made me think about my grandfather Frank Illo, with his dream of raising white pigeons once he retired from show biz in New York City. Sadly, that dream was never realized.

Five days flew by and we found ourselves at the airport queuing up for a 3:30 flight. It was noon. Bob steered us toward a side office where he bought us VIP passes so we wouldn’t have to stand in a herd of travelers waiting to pass through immigration and customs, a process that could take two hours.

Believe you me, I felt like a rich person as they ushered me down a deserted corridor. Well worth the $35. It was a new program, he said when I asked how he’d heard of it, and he’d seen it on Reddit or TripAdvisor. Pays to have your own travel agent browsing for deals.

A last glimpse of the Dominican Republic

Thirteen hours later, we’d arrive home, porch light glowing, with its good well water, and cool summer hot tub, our heads buzzing with memories. No beach to greet us in the morning, no friends to share coffee with on the terrace. Just the finches clamoring for seed, the hummingbirds hoping for sugar water, and the garden sagging with unharvested fruit.

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Litany of Unexpected Gifts – highlights from 13 days away from home Aug 22-Sep 3 https://troutsfarm.com/2025/11/15/litany-of-unexpected-gifts/ https://troutsfarm.com/2025/11/15/litany-of-unexpected-gifts/#comments Sat, 15 Nov 2025 22:19:56 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=10857 Sometimes a taste is all you need.

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I brought my journal, but soon realized that we were so often on the road that I would need to use my palm-sized notebook to capture moments from our visit to Colorado, Oregon, and Washington.
Life, after all, occurs as a series of impressions. Sentences wrote themselves in my head as I ambled through foreign landscapes. Later, I would scribble it out, then sit with the butt of my pen against my chin, thinking, before crossing out the wrong words and adding the right ones.
Here are some of my more lucid vignettes:
“We tried to tell her,” Mahlon shrugged, “but she took her little dog walking out there anyway,” pointing to the grasslands adjacent to his condo where coyotes had killed and eaten his neighbor’s pet.
When Evie opens the back door, Cortado dashes outside, up and over the tall plank fence, and Em follows, laughing when he flops in the dirt for a belly rub.
Bob and I lay on our king-sized hotel bed, opening bags of snack-sized chips and M&Ms while watching Cinderella on the Disney Channel.
A young boy crouched like a border collie, eyes on a chubby prairie dog, and with a wiggle of his hips, dashed forward.
Jade stood high in the cottonwood, showering me with encouragement as I begged my right leg to hoist me above my handhold.
Five-year-old Evie and I regarded their cats, Cortado and Rufus. “Who is more likely to make a break for it,” I asked. “Cortado,” she said without hesitation.
“Walk with a limp,” Ned suggested as we entered Tuk Tuk Thai for takeout after parking in the handicapped spot.
I spread out on the soft carpet to stretch, comforted by the murmur of Bob and his college roommate, Ned, sharing coffee on the patio deck.
A whisper of starlings swirls and pivots above us as we cruise towards Cottage Grove in our rented GMC Terrain.
Swapping stories over lunch with Molly and Shane and our newly adopted daughters, Alex and Jade, Camille exposed her inner badass.
The grey-bearded man leaped to his feet when he saw the folded bill between Amy’s fingers, tripped over the sign reading, “Vet, needs gas,” and inadvertently dropped his pants.
One hundred and sixty-four steps later, pulsing with endorphins, embarrassed by the hubris of white people and saddened by the ensuing demise of the native Clatsops, I pushed open the wooden door to find a terror-stricken woman standing in the high breeze atop the Astoria Column. “I’m afraid of heights,” she said. “Why did you come up here?” “For the challenge.”
The child in the bathroom stall dropped a seashell into the toilet and asked what she should do. “Leave it. It’s a goner,” her mother said from the queue with a, “Kids!” shrug for our benefit.
I stood frozen in the primeval air, dwarfed by ferns, until I was certain the muffled snaps were falling pinecones and not a bear.
A delicate pine seedling reaches for sunlight, safely rooted in a moldering nurse log too wide to step over.
Folding the dead man’s shirts inside what was once his majestic home with its rooms of wood and leather furniture, I resolved to reach my finish line with a pauper’s stash. It will be enough to die forgiven and heard.
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Our Cousins in Vermont – a family visit and some sightseeing https://troutsfarm.com/2025/10/28/our-cousins-in-vermont/ https://troutsfarm.com/2025/10/28/our-cousins-in-vermont/#comments Tue, 28 Oct 2025 20:47:13 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=10760 A story about family, Vermont leaf-peeping, and more.

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As mentioned in my previous post, my Cousin Frank said, “Come see us sometime,” just before Bob learned about some free JetBlue miles from his glory days as a paid employee. So, we flew to Boston for a couple of nights with Jim and Kathryn, and then we drove up into Vermont to visit Frank, Shawn, and Houston.

Historic Scott Bridge across the West River

We happily joined legions of white-haired leaf-peepers intent on inhaling Vermont’s colorful change of seasons. What I recall from a long-ago glimpse of Vermont was fall foliage, winding roads, white-steepled churches, and covered bridges.

Indeed, the leaves were changing, the roads winding, we saw a few quaint, white churches, and Bob found us a bridge. At 280 feet, the Scott Covered Bridge is the second-longest covered bridge in the state.

I’d like to take a minute and show you how Frank and I are related.

The woman on the left may be Nana’s niece. Then there’s Nana, Grandpa, John, and Frank.

This is a picture of a picnic in the woods above Nana Helen and Grandpa Frank’s home in New Jersey from the late ’30s or early ’40s. Grandpa Frank, Nana, John, Frank, and Frank’s sons, Frank and Mark, were all in show business in New York.

John and Frank – 1947

Therefore, Frank and I are first cousins. He is my father’s brother’s son. Helen and Frank had two sons: Frank (Frank’s dad) and John (my dad).

Newlyweds Kathy and Frank

When my Uncle Frank married my Aunt Kathy, Nana and Grandpa split off an acre for them to build on. So Frank and his younger brother, Mark, grew up next door to our grandparents. My parents and five siblings lived close enough to join everyone for Sunday dinner, which sometimes included both Nana and Grandpa’s extended family.

I often spent the entire weekend at Nana’s with one or two of my brothers. Aunt Kathy would take us all to the beach. We played make-believe games with the neighborhood kids, and climbed the hill through the woods with the dogs. It was a pretty sweet childhood.

Summer Sunday Dinner, likely taken by my father from the plum tree in their backyard

Nana did all the cooking, likely prepping for days. In the summer, she’d make iced tea, potato salad, bake a poppyseed cake, and fry some chicken. In the colder months, she might make artichokes, a beef roast with potatoes, mashed carrots and turnips with sweet cream butter and kosher salt, and an orange cake with butter cream frosting and bakers’ chocolate melted across the top and dripping down the sides.

Frank’s kitchen

When we arrived at Frank and Shawn’s, Frank had dinner mostly prepped. It’s safe to say that Frank inherited his Nana’s culinary flair. Not everyone has a palate to please the masses, but he does, just like his Nana did. What tastes good to Frank tastes good to everyone else.

Here’s the story behind the orange rotary phone. Shawn told me that she and Frank were in a vintage store and didn’t quite find anything they liked until she spotted the shop’s landline in her favorite color. And even though the phone was in use, Shawn must have made them an irresistible offer, and now it lives in their kitchen.

The ever-wise and wry Houston

We hadn’t seen Frank and Shawn’s daughter, Houston, for some years, so it was a treat to spend time with her. She recently moved across the yard into a newly finished home designed by Frank in the same contemporary style as the main house.

Frank jokes that their house resembles a double-wide on steroids. I wouldn’t go that far, but it does possess an unusual floor plan. Imagine a two-story, one-room-wide tower with windows on the long sides, and a walk-out basement that opens onto a patio. There’s a deck off the dining room, similar to their previous home. Upstairs are two bedrooms, one at each end. Simple and airy, with a large kitchen and a cozy den downstairs. We’d been to their New Jersey home a number of times, but this was our first visit to their Vermont home.

Orange arches over the guest bed

We slept like angels in a comfy bed beneath a delightful cross breeze with a full moon beaming outside. When I asked Shawn if she had chosen the warm wall colors, she said, No, Houston did.

Full moon outside our window

The next morning, I joined Shawn for strength training with her personal coach. We hung from bars until our grip failed, did squats, lunges, jumps, and sit-ups. Her trainer cut me a break, giving me lower weights and a not-so-high jumping platform. Even so, my legs were sore for four days. She and her partner were very knowledgeable and happily answered all my questions regarding protein, hydration, and how to build stronger bones.

Shawn’s trainer had recommended Dr. Peter Attia’s book, Outlive, which Shawn had already read and generously passed along to me. So I went home with some notion of how to do what needs done if I want to be reasonably independent in my last decade of life. Attia calls this our marginal decade, when our capacity drops by 50%. You can view his interview on 60 Minutes here.

Between that workout and walking Houston’s dog, Lobo, with Frank, I left in better shape than when I arrived.

The Hawley House at Kingsland Bay State Park

In the summers, Houston works at Kingland Bay State Park, a place we were eager to see. Sadly, Houston had to work at her winter job, so we retirees went without her.

Kingsland Bay
Local color

Houston is a published photographer who posts compelling nature photos on social media—puffins!—many of them taken at this beautiful park. She truly has a gift for composition, and the patience it takes for brilliant nature photos. She and her camera are planning a trip to Alaska, and one to New Zealand.

Like cooking, photography runs in the family. My father had a darkroom in Nana’s basement and took many of our family photos. Nana’s nephew, Steve Wallace, was a professional photographer, as was my brother, John.

Shawn, Frank, Cookie, and Bob

We snapped a photo of the wind playing with our hair and went out for lunch.

Almost late for work

After coffee the next day, we said goodbye to Houston and walked over to see her new place.

So many treehouse views

The contractors had done a fine job of manifesting Frank’s vision of “elegant sufficiency,” a phrase often used by his mother. They had built an apartment with a separate room for storage and perhaps a pool table above a three-car garage. The outside of Houston’s house echoed the main house and, like the main house, was gleaming with glass.

I loved that they had installed a pulley, a beam, and a roll-up door outside the storage room. “That’s how we got all the materials up there,” Frank said. A backstage, showbiz trick to be sure.

Vermont State House at Montpelier

And then it was time to hit the road. This time, Bob took a more direct route back to Jim and Kathryn’s, routing us through Montpelier, where we rejoined the river of tourists for a look-see at Vermont’s historic State House.

Like a moth to a flame

Bob couldn’t resist posing next to an enormous cannon. For the record, we are both pacifists.

Ethan Allen hailing a cab

This is not the Ethan Allen of furniture fame; this is Ethan Allen, the Revolutionary War hero and one of Vermont’s founding fathers.

Ceres, goddess of agriculture

It warmed my heart to see a woman with a sheaf of wheat atop the blinged-out Capitol dome. Agriculture is so often overlooked.

Sandstone and maple

Speaking of bling, this was the brightest tree we saw in all our driven miles. You can see the State House peeking out from behind this funky sandstone house.

Holstein in still life

My parting shot is a montage of mass transit, a nod to the dairy industry, and a FedEx delivery truck. I don’t know what it means, but I think it’s art. The kind of art that makes you go, “Huh.”

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A Quick Trip To Boston https://troutsfarm.com/2025/10/26/a-quick-trip-to-boston/ https://troutsfarm.com/2025/10/26/a-quick-trip-to-boston/#comments Sun, 26 Oct 2025 20:19:22 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=10726 A relaxing couple of days in Hopkinton.

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Long story, short: Bob had JetBlue flight miles that needed flown, my cousin, Frank, had repeatedly invited us to Vermont, Bob saw that JetBlue flew to Boston, which isn’t far from Jim and Kathryn, so we hatched a plan to visit both families.

With Kathryn and Jim in Massachusetts – photo by Jim

After landing, Bob picked up the rental car we would use to drive to Vermont, and we spent a couple of nights with Jim and Kathryn. We had planned a pizza picnic with Kathryn’s daughter and her family, but that fell through when her husband came down with a killer sore throat.

Christina, Lou, and their seven kids – 2024

Here’s a photo of the previous pizza party celebrating Jim’s birthday in July 2024.

Bob enjoying the backyard

The weather was spectacular, perfect for rambling chats in Jim and Kathryn’s expansive yard.

Kathryn and Camille in the kitchen – photo by Jim

I joined Kathryn in the kitchen to bake three “AB Cakes” from her Nan’s recipe book: one for the house, one for Kathryn to take to her friend with whom she would be making bread and butter pickles, and one to take to Vermont. It was a delicious, yet simple cake, involving only sugar, butter, eggs, milk, and flour.

Hiking Peppercorn Hill – photo by Jim

Jim picked out a wonderful hike to Peppercorn Hill for just the two of us. It was supposedly one mile, but felt a whole lot longer due to the elevation gain.

The beach at Lake Maspenock as seen from the trail

We started inland with a view of Lake Maspenock before heading uphill to our destination.

Jim with a giant peppercorn

Here’s Jim with one of many rounded boulders along the trail. Someone a long time ago might have thought, Hey, these boulders look like giant peppercorns, and that’s where we assume Peppercorn Hill got its name. No one actually knows.

“Funny story,” Jim said, “My last time here was with Joe, and we got lost. We took a wrong turn on the way down and ended up on a different ridge. Kathryn had to drive over and pick us up.” I wasn’t surprised. “For Joe, it’s not a real hike unless he gets lost,” I said, chuckling, but I spent the rest of the hike looking over my shoulder at every trail split, trying to memorize the way back to Jim’s car.

Camille atop Peppercorn Hill – photo by Jim

We eventually made it to Peppercorn Hill, one of the highest points in Hopkinton, to admire the spectacular view. I found it comforting to see tree cover all the way to the horizon in a world often scarred by construction.

Making sure not to fall down the steep parts

I might mention that Jim is eleven years younger than I am. I, the oldest, and he, the youngest of six. Can you believe my mother had six kids in the span of eleven years? Holy moley.

Anyhow, I think I did a good job keeping up with that youngster. Jim went down in front of me, gallantly offering to carry my camera so I had both hands free to grab at small shrubs and prevent a plummet.

It helps to hold your tongue just so

We swung by the grocery store on the way home, and Jim threw together chili and a salad in record time. We ate, talked about everything and nothing, and went to bed early.

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Front Ranging https://troutsfarm.com/2025/09/28/front-ranging/ https://troutsfarm.com/2025/09/28/front-ranging/#comments Sun, 28 Sep 2025 21:06:28 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=10665 Revisiting people and places we love along Colorado's Front Range

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Although our primary objective last month was to spend time with our three daughters, we were also keen on seeing our friends and looking at our former homes along Colorado’s Front Range.

Tres Amigos
Annual badass sunglass photo
An outtake

Bob and Ned roomed together at Colorado University in the ’70s and have a long history of posing implacably behind their sunglasses.

Lunch at Park & Co

We took Emily and John to lunch in downtown Denver at Park & Co, less than a mile from 1600 Glenarm Place, where I cooked and cashiered at Stouffer’s more than fifty years ago.

Bob, Camille, Sharyl, and Rob

We spent two days with Rob and Sharyl, friends since 1990 when Bob and I worked with Rob at Data Entry Products (DEP). On Wednesdays, we’d leave work early and four of us would motor around  Horsetooth Reservoir in our shared boat, taking turns on a boogie board. I married Bob in July of 1994, and Rob and Sharyl married three months later.

Waxing philosophical

Bob and Rob contentedly discussed many topics of importance in the shade of the big trees.

Our first home together
711 West 10th Street

Bob and I threw in with each other in the spring of 1992 and began living together in my Loveland, Colorado apartment.

The pallet house

Eventually, we moved a few blocks away to a standalone house at 913 Franklin Avenue, which had a second bedroom for the girls. There was a basketball hoop outside the garage where we played many games of horse. We used the garage like a covered patio for cocktails with friends or to paint our daughter’s fingernails with pink polish. We called it the pallet house because our bedroom walls appeared to be constructed from pallets.

The farmhouse at 7720 E Co. Rd 18 in Johnstown

Next, we rented an old house on two acres with room for our saddle horses outside of town. This is where we stood on the porch and said our vows aloud in front of our friends.

Big Thompson cottonwoods

That place was close to the Big Thompson River, and we rode our horses, Jesse and Penny, down there several times a week.

The loading dock at 302 3rd St. SE in Loveland

Now a medical clinic, this is where we worked until DEP sold to Lucas Varity, and we relocated to Williamsburg, Virginia.

337 Massachusetts Avenue, Berthoud, CO

Ten years later, we returned to Colorado, settling into a clean and airy apartment in Berthoud within walking distance to Bob’s new job at Biodiesel Industries, the grocery store, post office, library, and farmers’ market.

Our back deck

We did not miss having our own yard and gardens as we initially feared. The apartment was a short walk to nearby parks, all of Berthoud’s streets were lined with shady trees, and we had a roomy patio on the back of the building. We parked our bicycles and an under-driven 1995 Ford Escort in the back. At that time, Habitat for Humanity occupied the building next door, where I volunteered in their used book department.

Much remains of our old life along Colorado’s Front Range, especially our friendships. We fondly remember ice skating on Lake Loveland, riding our horses in the Corn Roast Festival Parade, hunting for wild asparagus, and happy gatherings. It was gratifying to visit places that were once part of our lives.

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Pacific Coasting With Amy https://troutsfarm.com/2025/09/27/pacific-coasting-with-amy/ https://troutsfarm.com/2025/09/27/pacific-coasting-with-amy/#comments Sat, 27 Sep 2025 21:20:11 +0000 https://troutsfarm.com/?p=10627 Three homebodies impersonating tourists in the Pacific Northwest

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From Cottage Grove to Astoria, then west along the Columbia River to sights Bob remembered from his time as an auditor, then north to Mt. St. Helens, Bob, Amy, and I—three homebodies—played tourist on a thousand-mile road trip.

Scenic as all get out

Our drive up scenic Highway 101 felt as adventuresome as it looks in the movies, only with Bob behind the wheel of a GMC Terrain instead of a red convertible and no one wearing a scarf.

Touring Trouts
Blowhard

We stopped to eat sandwiches from our cooler at Otter Crest State Scenic Viewpoint and saw a Gray Whale in the water far below.

Haystack Rock

Haystack Rock, home to Tufted Puffins, looms in the coastal fog, removing all hope of adding a new bird to our life list. Even if we’d brought a telescope, there would not be any puffin sightings on this day.

Mind meld

You take what you can get, so we settled for a big, wooden puffin.

Wind farm

I think wind farms are beautiful and am perplexed by people who don’t appreciate their simple magic.

The Columbia River

It was a beautiful day along the Mighty Columbia.

Bonneville Dam

Bonneville Dam was a must-see. Moving water always moves me. I believe it’s the negative ions.

Fish ladder

The dam blocked fish from migrating upstream to spawn, so the engineers built a fish ladder.

Bob at the viewing window
Hard at work

It takes lots of muscle and DNA imperative to spawn another generation of steelhead or salmon.

Trashy art

When life throws you garbage, turn it into something flashy. At least this stuff is no longer in the river.

Cool pup

I knew there must be a good reason why this border collie needed protective eyewear, but didn’t have the courage to ask their owners.

Best place for peaches

An hour further, and Bob stopped in front of Gunkel Orchards. We were there for peaches, but after tasting their nectarines, we bought them instead, all in agreement that they had the best flavor.

Amy wanders through the mammoth stones to look at the Columbia below

The Stonehenge Memorial near Maryhill was another place Bob had visited during his work travels.

Ta Da!

The next day, we drove north to Mt. St. Helens. This destination was on my wish list. As you may know, this mountain blew its top in 1980. I had seen it in its moonscape form five years later and was interested in seeing how its recovery was coming along.

Mt. St. Helens

Well, it still appeared scarred by the blast, but had a whole lot more green than it had forty years ago.

Amy finds a giant pinecone

We stopped at the visitor center to watch a video showing the blast and hear some of the stories about that terrifying day. We were surprised to learn that the people closest to the eruption felt their houses shake but heard no sound.

Bob finds a little friend

After meandering through the museum, we went for a hike and Bob found a friend.

Hooded Lady’s Tresses Orchid (Spiranthes romanzoffiana)

Amy stopped to admire many flowers, and one of them turned out to be an orchid.

Mt. Hood with a domeless Mt. St. Helens in the distance

We flew over Mt. Hood and could see Mt. St. Helens in the background.

So that was the sightseeing leg of our tour. I think we did a very nice job impersonating tourists.

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