menopause | Plastic Farm Animals https://troutsfarm.com Where Reality Becomes Illusion Thu, 09 Jul 2020 21:18:23 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://i0.wp.com/troutsfarm.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/COWfavicon.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 menopause | Plastic Farm Animals https://troutsfarm.com 32 32 179454709 Menopause is Puberty Spelled Backwards https://troutsfarm.com/2010/11/21/menopause-is-puberty-spelled-backwards/ https://troutsfarm.com/2010/11/21/menopause-is-puberty-spelled-backwards/#respond Mon, 22 Nov 2010 03:22:51 +0000 http://troutsfarm.com/?p=1400 On the one hand I want to say, “I’m too old for this shit!” and on the other, I have to say, “Well, at least I’m not an insecure teenager to boot!” Yep, it’s another pimple in a long line of pimples stretching back oh, about 5 years. Back to the end of the monthly […]

The post Menopause is Puberty Spelled Backwards first appeared on Plastic Farm Animals.]]> On the one hand I want to say, “I’m too old for this shit!” and on the other, I have to say, “Well, at least I’m not an insecure teenager to boot!”

Yep, it’s another pimple in a long line of pimples stretching back oh, about 5 years. Back to the end of the monthly curse and the beginning of acne and hot flashes.

This latest was quite a whopper. So big and painful that for a couple of days I was afraid I was hatching a boil. Fortunately, it wasn’t and it will pass and if I’m lucky won’t leave a scar. At least I’m not insecure…

The post Menopause is Puberty Spelled Backwards first appeared on Plastic Farm Animals.]]> https://troutsfarm.com/2010/11/21/menopause-is-puberty-spelled-backwards/feed/ 0 1400