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STUPID BIRD JOKES

BirdFlua)What’s invisible and smells like worms?
b)What’s the white stuff in bird poop?
c)Why are so many Americans worked up over Bird Flu when there have been less than 100 deaths worldwide over the past two years and no incidents in North America?

Answers:
a) bird farts
b) that’s bird poop, too
c) that’s not funny, it’s sad

By Camille Armantrout

Camille lives with her soul mate Bob in the back woods of central North Carolina where she hikes, gardens, cooks, and writes.