It was while enjoying one of my many guilty pleasures that I first came across the word “bling.” “What do you suppose this means?” I asked Bob, pointing to the picture in the State Line Tack catalog. Bob rolled over onto his right shoulder and took a look. It was a pink tee shirt with […]
Author: Camille Armantrout
Camille lives with her soul mate Bob in the back woods of central North Carolina where she hikes, gardens, cooks, and writes.
I rode Mackey, a six-year-old Appaloosa a few days ago and did pretty well considering how green he is. He is usually is very tense when I ride him away from the other horses by himself, but Chris came along on Mr. T and that helped a lot. Nevertheless, I was on pins and needles […]
SANITY CHECK
The other day I went to a real doctor. Being as it was my first visit, the receptionist handed me a clipboard with paperwork to fill out. I took my seat by a sunny window and stared at the form. It was a waiver for a procedure involving the prostate. I immediately began to doubt […]
A HOSPITALITY STRIP SEARCH
I got up this morning, turned on my computer and saw this story: Venezuelan Official Detained at JFK NEW YORK (AP) – Venezuela’s foreign minister said he was illegally detained for 90 minutes by officials at a New York airport and accused them of treating him abusively by trying to frisk and handcuff him. >SNIP< […]
AND FOR WHAT?
For THIS, we’re raping the planet?! For meat-flavored dog water in single-use plastic bottles and pubic hair coloring? For Betty Beauty and Molli’s Choice we’re trying to take over the world? For Botox injections and Hummers, we’re robbing future generations of the right to peace and clean water? Give me a break!
